konpozaa:

SOMEONE had to draw this. I figure that someone ought to be me.

i was playing with my phone in the dark and a fruit fly landed on the screen and i got it with my thumb

and then i didn’t want to put it on the floor or go and brush it off into the trash so i put it in my mouth and bit down on it and swallowed

i have become so lazy that i ate a dead fruit fly rather than throw it away, because my mouth was closer

it tasted kinda sweet

like fruit and shame


omgphantastic:

taint3ed:

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

Lmaoooooo

this made my night a little better

(Source: fartgallery)

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

berrodtherapscallion:

me getting onto tumblr in the morning

(Source: gravityfells)

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

saltandpuff:

image

BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

l̜ͭó̭͉̞͓̘͎̫̱̃̕ö̳̥̲̮͈͕ͬ̊ͦͭ͛̃k̮̱̻̥͙͉̠̰ͨ͛ ̳̭̱̼ͩ̃ͥ̇̆͋́͢͜b̵̨̦̙̰̙̜ͮͪ̍͋́ẻ̴̼̞͖ͧ͆͘͘h̸̢̨̙̝̩̮͍ͫ̏̈́̊͂̍̈́ͅͅi͙͒ͅn̐̿̉ͤ̋̏̕͏̯̜̗͎̙͚̗̤d̬̭̪̺̻͍͓̼͊̈ͦ̂̿͘ ̲̟̽͗̅̑͡y̫̠̟̣͕̰͛̕ö̸̟͖́͋͠ų̵̷̩͙͉͈̤̭͖̫̝̏̓ͭͦͥ̚

klinklang:

remember when they showed the sihouetted starters for gen v and people were trying to guess what they would look like and

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bitchesaloud:

sizvideos:

video

the last one omg

a discussion on sexual orientation
  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

(Source: comefumotraledita)

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

zerachielamora:

AMFP + text posts

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pls go & stay go
i have nothing cool and also no morals

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