probably-not-batman:

THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE BETA JUST ENDED AND EVERYONE GOT NAKED AND DANCED IN THE PUB HOLY SHIT

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tags: #lmao

bigmoneyhustle:

i could be doing any number of things before i have to leave to go to work but nah man i gotta look at all this sensual goofy fanart someone put on pixiv. There are PAGES of soft core goofy fanart to go through, sorry work, i’m going to be late

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michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

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tags: #eugh

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

fanfiction authors always write nightmares so coherent and logical and orderly like wtf you never had a nightmare before or something

the-meta:

kenezbian:

imagine all the freelancers seeing this post and their reactions

#south’s I AM NOT BORING ringing through the hallways#florida laughing and saying ‘yeah i guess you could say that’#tex turning around to look at her butt and frowning loudly

icaruspisces:

uglychair:

I was messing around on the new Paradox Space webpage and I thought “Hmm, I wonder if there is some easter egg for entering /413 to the end of the url” and when I hit enter I was met by these two!

Equius! You poor thing! what happened to your computer?!

i think he was trying too press the button for the disk port.

sleepingwithher:

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

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dash discusses calling people orientations

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tags: #eri don't look

a cultural group at my uni (actually just one person, i think) is saying that because they didn’t get voted yes for special fees, that means the student body as a whole is discriminating against all cultural and other minority groups and decided they were all unworthy of notice, and that all of us should band together and fight back because otherwise it’s going to be “the DEMOLISHMENT of diversity on campus”

except for, you know

the fact that literally every single other cultural and minority group campaigned for special fees and got plenty of. also worth noting, their parent group did get special fees as well.

we’re not “next”. we’re not “on the chopping block”. this was a very unfortunate fluke and i am sorry, but it was nothing more.

i wish there was a feature like ‘trial follow’ where you could follow people but not for real yet like because you want your blog to look cooler before you follow this person in case they check on you or if you want to scram quickly and quietly if things suddenly go south when you didn’t expect it

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you need more flowers
Anonymous

i’ll see what i can do about that

adriofthedead:

tramampoline:

inoriaizawa:

so this is the secret project andrew hussie’s been workin’ on

!!! this owns

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

morganperreault:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

fuck that was deep